Sometimes when I’m at work I watch customers in their cars and imagine a dialogue of what they’re thinking
This man in his white Fit is particularly entertaining today. “I need a sip of coffee before I go inside. Ahh yes, that hits the spot. So good I need seconds. Mmm that’s the stuff. Okay gotta go inside now. Aw god damnit, I spilled coffee on my slacks. Ethel’s not going to be happy when I get home. And she’s going to wonder why I’m wearing my church khakis to get my car worked on. How do I tell her I shat in my other pants at Denny’s this morning?”


![I get to drink tea from this little guy =]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyz60jTVOT1rp2lj1o1_500.png)